5 Ways Hillary Clinton Can Win Next Week’s Debate Against Donald Trump
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump will square off in the first presidential debate, hosted by NBC, on Monday, September 26. The debate, which is expected to shatter viewing records, will be a pivotal moment in an unexpectedly tight race for the White House.
A strong performance from Hillary Clinton would help her regather some of the momentum she has lost since the Democratic convention in August. Here are five things that could help ensure she gets the better of Donald Trump on the debate stage.
1) Purell Hand Sanitizer
Gotta stay healthy.
2) CamelBak Hydration Pack
Gotta stay hydrated. However, her staff must insist that Hillary fill it water, and not booze.
3) Cough Drops
Gotta be prepared. Hillary has been known to suffer from spontaneous, violent coughing fits.
Just in case.
5) Stability-Enhancing Exoskeleton Suit
Gotta stay upright. Advanced technology can increase mobility and help the elderly maintain stability in high-pressure situations.
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