9 Years Ago Mom Told Son To “Sober Up” And Make His Own Christmas Cards, Son Doesn’t Disappoint Every Year

9 Years Ago Mom Told Son To “Sober Up” And Make His Own Christmas Cards, Son Doesn’t Disappoint Every Year


When comedian John Cessna was away for school during the 2008 holiday season, his mom called to inform him that John would be missing their family’s Christmas photo. “She jokingly suggested I ‘sober up’ and send out my own Christmas cards,” he said. Like an obedient son, Cessna followed his mother’s instructions and has been creating his own Christmas cards ever since. However, it’s probably safe to say that it turned out to be not what his mom had in mind.


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Everything began with a few bottles, but lately John has been focusing more on absurdity and insidiousness. “The subject matter has since matured with me.” From brutal spiritual sacrifices to the infamous glory hole – Cessna is probably at the bottom of Santa’s “Good Boy” list. Scroll down to see what he has sent out his family friends (and the internet) this year, and let’s hope he keeps this funny tradition alive in the future as well.

More info: johncessnacomedy.com

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