Aquarius 2019, Horoscope month by month
Well, you’re at it again! This month finds you on yet another quest for mystical understanding. That’s not a bad thing, except that sometimes you lose sight of what’s going on in your every day life when you go on a religious binge. You’ve got that fabulous imagination, but sometimes it runs away with you, and this time you’ll probably take a few people with you because you’ll appear powerful and magnetic to others. When you finally get down to work, you’ll be able to really accomplish something. In fact, things that have eluded you in the past can be completed at this time. Happy New Year!
Happy Birthday! You’ll be in a very talkative mood again this month, so what could be better than getting together with your buds for a raucous party. It’ll be a fabulous opportunity to get painted up like trash and tell everyone about all your wild and crazy ideas. While you’re basking in the limelight (probably naked, drunk, and farting), take a few minutes to reflect back on the past twelve months. You may even get some new insights into what you want to do for this coming year. Not that you need any new ideas! Happy Valentine’s Day!
The first few days of March are just a continuation from February. So, if you haven’t dumped your spouse by the second week of the month, you’ll probably have the old ball on chain around your ankle for a while longer. There won’t be much happening around the holiday, so I guess you’ll just have to go out and get drunk with the rest of the riffraff. That should suit you just fine, I know most of you are into slumming. Look for big changes to come your way by month’s end. You may get the urge to re-invent yourself. Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!
This is a time for new ideas and insights into yourself and your life’s ambitions. Hey, that could be dangerous for somebody like you for whom the new and different is a way of life. Just don’t freak out and become too “out there” in your thinking. Good things are coming your way, and you could run into an older person, someone in authority, who will guide you in your quest. Somebody who will help you see your vision for the future. So, strap on that light saber and get ready to conquer the universe. Happy Easter!
Enjoy the first couple of days of the month because after that you’ll probably feel like everyone around you is trying to cramp your style. Your job is putting pressure on you and your personal relationships may have turned into a real drag. Nobody likes to have a crappy day at work only to go home to a place that feels like a prison. Some of you may feel like running away to a cheap motel for a few days. But before you buy that bottle of hooch and pick up a prostitute, try to get a grip. Everything should start to get better by Memorial Day.
I’ve heard that June is dairy month. Well, that’s probably a pretty apropos description of this period in time because you may feel that your life is one big, stinky cow pasture. You’ll probably feel like you’re walking knee-deep in manure for a few weeks. All you can do is take the bull by the horns and tough it out until things start to work out in your favor. Until then, your job will probably put a strain on your personal life and everything you do will require great effort. This could just be a test, or some little cosmic joke, I’m not sure which.
You could say something that pisses off an authority figure (like a cop, your boss, or your wife) at the start of this month. If this happened to anybody else, they’d be really screwed. But you’ll probably still be in a good mood despite these conflicts and you’ll be so charming that nobody will be able to stay mad at you for long. You may be on a spiritual journey (or maybe just really high on drugs) throughout the whole thing, so you probably won’t give a flying rat’s petute no matter what happens!
There are many different things happening at once. You won’t know whether to make heads or tails of it–and that’s probably just the way you like it! The first part of the month you’ll be happy and charming, you’ll also piss off the wrong person and have trouble with partnerships. After that, you’ll be in even deeper feces with an important relationship. The only way to ease the tension will be with negotiation and compromise, otherwise things could get real ugly. Make love, not war!
You’ve got two choices as far as I can tell: stay in bed and pull the covers over your head or bend over, grab your ankles and kiss your butt good-bye. Well, it’s not quite that bad. Most of you can probably look forward to an ugly scene with an important person in your life. It may concern a question of values, and with the election so close at hand, I’m not surprised. Try not to piss off your boss, everybody else is fair game! Things will be better by month’s end—for some of you.
You start out being mentally sharp, working well with others and you might also enjoy visiting with older people. About mid month, you’ll be dynamic and full of energy. Good news may be coming for Capricorn cuspers, but later on things turn sour; domestic worries could crop up, even more intensely if you live with a control freak. All of you may have trouble speaking, or might say the wrong thing by Halloween. Hey, just put on a Dick Cheney mask, grab your Cancer buds and go trick-or-treating!
You may have started the month out on the wrong foot, but that shouldn’t last long. Most of you will be energetic, mentally sharp and able to get your thoughts across to other people. There are a few of you who will still be in a pissy mood throughout the first week of the month, and some of you will be frustrated and stressed out until mid month. But, by month’s end everything should be just peachy! You’ll be calm, eloquent, and able to charm the pants off those around you! Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Holidays! There’s good news and bad news. The good news is that your career could get a boost and you should find easy solutions to life’s difficult problems. You’ll be witty, articulate and able to get your ideas across to other people. The bad news is that you might piss people off when they hear what you have to say. And emotional pressure may cause an ugly scene with the wrong person. Not to worry! Things should improve by month’s end, you could even “get lucky” around Christmas.
The Eleventh Sign of the Zodiac is Airy Aquarius, often called the Rebel of the Zodiac. You are friendly, but detached on an emotional level.
You like people but relate more on a humanitarian level. You are innovative, inventive and a modern thinker. A non-conformist.
You value your independence highly, and some will find committed relationships stiffling. Working with groups can appeal especially when change and a new approach is their aim.
Sudden changes will affect your life, some will surprise, some shock, but all alter your life.
Your life lesson is to develop warmth within intimate encounters.
Ruling Planet – Uranus
The ruling Planet for Aquarius is Uranus who was known as the Sky God. His moods were unpredictable and not always kindly to others. He disowned his children, distanced himself from his wife Gaea, preferring to roam his domain alone. It’s axis rotates in the reverse of all other planets.
Ruling Symbol – The WATERBEARER
Each of the 12 signs is represented by a Symbol and if you look closely at these symbols you will see they do reflect many of the characteristics of their sign.
The Symbol for Aquarius is the Water-Bearer, giving some the impression Aquarius is a water sign. It is, in fact, an Air sign, interested in knowledge. The Symbol shows a handsome young person pouring water into the earth. This depicts the pouring out of knowledge to be shared with all humanity.