Chuck C Johnson Sent Me Some Really Weird Emails



Picture this. It’s a gentle weekend evening, I’m enjoying my regular late-night gloat at the disastrous state of Donald Trump in the polls (unlike this website itself, I personally am very much Never Trump) and all of a sudden I open my email to find a weird solicitation from a stranger.

Its title: “Dear Admitted Crazy Person [sic]”

‘Hi darling…’

Now the only people that call me darling are a) members of my family or b) one flamboyant gay friend, and this wasn’t her email address, so from whom could this be?

Oh joy! As I skimmed the paragraphs and hyperlinks it was clear this was Chuck C “Poop” Johnson, banned from Twitter, threatener of many lawsuits (including against Twitter), the red-headed, bespectacled boil on the bum of journalism.

Since being banned, Chuck Johnson had taken to creating multiple new social media accounts, with Twitter banning him again at every turn, and then finally he gave up and disappeared from view. Of late he popped up again with WeSearcher (to be known by us limeys as “WeeSearcher” to complement his “poop” nickname).

Johnson was now emailing me on an email address doxed personally by Julian Assange, working with the Russians.

Here, in all its glory, is what Mr. Johnson said:

Hi darling,

This tweet is incorrect. I do not work for Donald Trump.

 

 

You know all about it don’t you honey? No, not winning awards but getting into tiffs for libel! [lol]

 

Or perhaps its the drugs, sweetie? [so many endearments, what a sweet-talker!]

By the way, how long have you been fucking Ahnold? Or is that just a rumor?

See, that’s called fact checking.

All the best,

Charles C. Johnson 

P.S. This one was friendly.

Founder, CEO of WeSearchr.com: Crowdfunding the Truth

Founder of Gotnews.com

Clearly “gotnews.com” whatever that might have been has been downgraded, like Johnson’s sanity.

At this point I was wondering why I should suffer alone, so I broadcast this to my friends on Twitter:

I replied:

Nervous are you?

You should be.

Chuck C “Poop” Johnson was undaunted, however, and continued immediately:

Not in the least bit darling. Just wait until we do to you what was done to Gawker.

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